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This is the 404 section of this particular universe

We appreciate you attempting to follow the various and sundry paths through this website, but alas, you have reached the end. There may be turtles all the way down in some systems, but this one is somewhat resemblant of a beached whale.

In other news, the page you are looking for isn’t here. Try again, make sure your spelling is correct, and if all else fails, send a self-addressed envelope to the administrator via carrier pigeon and he’ll get back to you as soon as he or his fleet of messenger birds can.